Who's seen Jezebel? She was born to be the woman we could blame

( This journal is mostly public )

Essentials: British, young, prone to ALL CAPS SPAZZING, updates multiple times a day. My journal is probably not worksafe due to porn and cussing. LJ-married to maypirate. I was heavily involved in the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom from late '04 to mid '06, under the name 'Kaltia'. My FMA fic can be found on my fic journal or on the archive Scimitar Smile.

Current fandom: SPN, SPN RPS (Sam/Dean, Jensen/Jared). Fic journal ishnaru, master list of all fic to be found here.

Communities maintained: fm_alchemist, brotherselric, steelandsparks, fma_gen, hurt_sam, hagarenmovie, fma_fuh_q, fullmetal_info, fma_search, spn_heraea and spn_rimmathon.

I HATE MOVING HOUSE ARGH

re the recent/current spn wankage: I was going to post about the creepy proliferation of SSF hawking their insider knowledge in a pitiful attempt to claim kudos points, but esohpe said it best.

PSSSST:

ishnaru = booterang. :o

Quick pimp: feelgoodnews. For the cute stories that make you go 'aww'. ;)

I'm off to London because it's my birthday tomorrow, so I'll see you all on Sunday! Be good, have a drink for me, etcetc.

So, the votes on my multi-fandom ficathon post settled firmly in the 'yes' option, although quite a few of you did, indeed, fic my poor mother. Shame on you!

I'm looking for a co-mod (or two) to start it, and I mean that in every sense of the word; while I have limitless enthusiasm for new things, I also have the attention span of a concussed gnat, so I need someone sensible to help set up the comm and basically assume ruthless tyrannical dictatorship run it after my 'ooh shiny' radar has picked up something else. Comment here or shoot me an email (kaltia @ gmail.com) if you're interested. :3

So.

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I may have just read Good Omens for the thousandth time, and I may have gone 'Wow, Crowley and Aziraphale really are amazingly slashy,' and I may be coming here hoping someone can link me to fic.

Maybe.

Poll #1185504 LET ME QUESTION YOU, INTERNETS
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Multi-fandom AU ficathon?

All option three votes make me a sad, but ultimately unsurprised, panda.

*dolphin noises*

... Man, I embrace my nerdhood with gusto. Someone has to.

I'm waiting on Amazon to fucking mail me the wireless adapter I ordered like a month ago so I can download SPN, but no dice. Other than that, life is dull and filled with trips to the job office. Yay.

How are you all doing?

You know you're a hardcore nerd when:

- You communicate with your fellows entirely in three-letter acronyms and understand said code perfectly,
- You have considered, albeit fleetingly, dropping £300 on a special world of warcraft in-game mount,
- On being asked by your parents to come housesit the cat while they go away for a weekend, you stock up on SPN fic on your laptop... and promptly decide to build a personal series of connected webpages linking all stories together, rather than merely saving the files as .html.

Coding time so far: 9 hours.

I've saved so much time.

... :F.

<May> What do you want for your birthday?
<Nym|blanket> cookies!
May takes notes: cookies
<Nym|blanket> cookies or cardboard cut-outs of cookies, so i can arrange them on my desk and dream of what could be
<May> ...that's sad but also funny.

:|

*rolls*

The comments to this post kind of make me want to lie down and die.

Like it or not, World of Warcraft does have monumental gender issues, from the design of its female characters to the way its users treat women. Stuffing your head in the sand and/or claiming that it doesn't matter if the same plate bra your warrior wears not only covers every inch of a male character's torso but has enough spare material for intimidating spikes won't help lessen the problem. Female characters are designed specifically to be aesthetically attractive - nobody who's ever seen a female night elf's /dance or even just a gnome girl standing next to a gnome boy can deny that there are huge, huge discrepancies between the genders.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

'The memory card in Slot A is corrupted and must be reformated.'

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY

omg there goes my windwaker and twilight princess and tales of symphonia complete saves I HATE EVERYTHING

(P.S: hello.)

<Nym|fimbulwinter> also, you know what i really want to do on Quel'dorei (my horde alt's server)?
<Nym|fimbulwinter> make a level 1 troll alt, give him the tuxedo outfit, have a lock port him into elwyn forest, corpse-run to the deeprun tram, plonk him, in his tuxedo, in one of the subway seats and /afk. :)
<Nym|fimbulwinter> he will be the MYSTERIOUS TRAIN-TROLL.
<Nym|fimbulwinter> i think i shall name him Edgar, or Percival.
<mikke> ...
<mikke> you are weird

seriously, wtf?

from BBC news:

"The Old Bailey heard that Bellfield had refused to attend his sentencing because of a "welter of accusations" that he was behind other unsolved crimes.

His barrister, William Boyce QC told the judge: "Overnight there has been what some consider to be a quite extraordinary explosion of bad publicity."

Bad publicity? for a serial killer? THE POOR DEAR. my heart fucking bleeds.

Why didn't anyone tell me about this? You're all fired.

Best email ever, from my mother:

""Tried phoning you, but your phone was switched off, your brother was admitted to hospital last night, he seems to have food poisoning (not my fault)""

Bit of a guilty conscience there, eh, mum?

( I saw a cat! Where? There in Darnassus, there in Darnassus, right there! )

Dude, pretty. If I had one of those damn straight I'd be /afk-ing by the mailbox all the time, too.

( Which isn't to say I don't appreciate my own kitty. )

I think I shall name her Snowball.

( Other stuff I liked. )

And in closing, this made me laugh way more than it should have. >>